Okay, I ruffled some feathers with the "fat" blog. I admit, before others, I am capable of mistakes. First, I have my addictions too. Nicotine. Gasoline. Valvoline. Casein. Vaseline. Farting.
Farting does not connote overweight, but it CAN indicate a liver problem, or a gall bladder problem. If you are fat, and fart, it smells like a bag of Humpty Dumpty potato chips being opened, then you probably have a liver, gall bladder problem or lower intestinal tract disease.
If you forget what your shit smells like, just buy some potato chips, then hold your nose over the tear-open spot, snick it, and inhale.
If it smells like your farts, go immediately to your nearest Wal Mart store. If no Wal Mart exists within 160 kilometers, you may be excused, then go to your nearest Tim Hortons store.
Check the Fat Pants on the server women. Think of the farts, then eat your doughnut.
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