Sunday, April 1, 2007

Get Off the Phone

Have you ever picked up a call to find that it's that friend who goes on and on and on... and on?

You try yawning, saying "yes" over and over, even when you should say "no" once in a while. You suggest calling back later, you say you have to go a meeting in two minutes, or you have a roast in the oven (or reheated pizza in the microwave); you've tried everything, but nothing works to silence that annoying, self-centered and conceited individual.
If you have trouble saying no, then you need the finest invention for ridding yourself of annoying callers, politely and forever.
Next article, "You Can Pick Your Friends, and You Can Pick Your Ass, but You Can't Pick Your Friend's Ass.

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