It's just that when I was a teenager I got hooked on the arcade and their games, and I was shocked and awed when I came to the conclusion that I was always broke, and always hustling new money, to feed my gaming habit.
These insights seem to trickle down in an addict's life. I've noticed even the most hard hearted drug and booze whores seem to have a genuine concern about their offspring, even if they don't care about the fathers. It's the same thing, sort of - shock and awe about bringing a newly addicted baby into the world. Oh my God - now two habits to feed!
But new research shows that pregnant dirty crack whores no longer have to fear for the health of their unborn. Not the same story for drunk whores or tobacco whores or the combination of the two.
That's a diagnostic face chart you see here, that helps doctors identify FAS in kids, who face an uphill challenge for the rest of their life. By tracing the facial defects, they can arrive at an accurate diagnosis 97 percent of the time.Now, when I was a teenager working with older men, they would sometimes comment unfavourably on the local village idiot; "Product of a drunken fuck.", is what they said. Turns out they were not far wrong.
If you really want to insult someone, no kidding around around, you want to get into a fight or something, just say this to the bigmouth who is sounding off on you: "The best part of you trickled down your mother's leg when she stood up to get the bottle."
That will work. Every time. Either you ,or the bigmouth, or both of you, will need medical attention afterward.
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