Kids Fucked Up Over Climate

There's a rumour among the boomers that thier grandchildren are fucked up about climate change.

Sorry, but the author of Silent Spring, a book from 1961 that outlined the environmental remains of the Boomers is olde now. Ed Note: It has been upon us since 1968, the acknowledged date of DDT pesticide awareness.

Yes, they have reason to worry! No fall-out shelter will help.

Silent Spring was required reading in the grade 10 class of 1964 of Dr. F.J. Donevan Collegiate Institute.

Don't get me going on stupidity!

Don't Blame Me - I'm Hooked

Okay, I ruffled some feathers with the "fat" blog. I admit, before others, I am capable of mistakes.

First, I have my addictions too. Nicotine. Gasoline. Valvoline. Casein. Vaseline. Farting.

Farting does not connote overweight, but it CAN indicate a liver problem, or a gall bladder problem. If you are fat, and fart, it smells like a bag of Humpty Dumpty potato chips being opened, then you probably have a liver, gall bladder problem or lower intestinal tract disease.

If you forget what your shit smells like, just buy some potato chips, then hold your nose over the tear-open spot, snick it, and inhale.

If it smells like your farts, go immediately to your nearest Wal Mart store. If no Wal Mart exists within 160 kilometers, you may be excused, then go to your nearest Tim Hortons store.

Check the Fat Pants on the server women. Think of the farts, then eat your doughnut.

Taxpayers to Pay for Poor Eating Habits, Sedentary Lifestyle

Well, err, excuse me, but as a taxpayer I resent the extra millions Ontario is pumping into their health care system to treat the obese for their poor eating habits and couch potatoe lifestyle.

The excuse for all the extra spending is, if they didn't these people would die.

Well, if they all died off, maybe the Darwinian principle would weed out those who don't give a shit what they look like or how they live their lives, and after a generation or two, the problem would be naturally eliminated.

This would be hell for Wal Mart though. I have noticed, along with many other people, that a disproportionate number of the customers in a typical Wal Mart are fat.

Why this is, is not completely clear, but I think it has something to do with intelligence. Fat is one thing, but fat and stupid is a ticking time bomb waiting to destroy our health care system in Canada.

What about the servers in Tim Hortons. Do those fat pants all the server women wear only come in one size and they have to hire to fit the pants? Or does Hortons human resources have a policy that they only hire fat women?

Well, I guess it makes sense if you don't want to have your customers feeling guilty about ordering a fat laced doughnut with a fat laced ice capp. Now, don't get me going on stupid people.