Where is Osama Bin Laden?

It seems during the louder noise of environmental destruction that most of our higher minds have forgotten about American president Bush's favourite whipping boy.

News out of England today indicates some of Bin Laden's supporters will be going to the Crowbar Hotel, but where is the charismatic leader hiding out, and why have the Americans let up on their pursuit of him?

Actor Pee Wee Herman, seen in this mug shot after he was arrested for exposing his genitals to children in a cinema, bears a remarkable resemblance.

Smart money has Osama hiding somewhere in a cave in the Hindu Kush mountains that separate Asia from the Indian subcontinent, but I dunno, methinks the mysterious Pee Wee is Osama in drag, living comfortably in the Sierra Nevada.